CHANNEL 88

Liquid
Gold

$BEER

click the set  ·  sound of a cold one opening

LIQUID GOLD$BEER
REC 00:00:00

Liquid Gold

They sold beer like it was treasure. Warm light, cold glass, forty seconds of gold pouring in slow motion. We kept the ad and priced the beer in the metal.

GOLD · GLDtokenized SPDR Gold Shares
$BEERnot poured yetlaunching on Long
THE PAIRBEER / GLDevery beer priced in gold

One beer, one gold price.

On Long every coin trades against a real tokenized asset instead of the usual crypto pair. $BEER trades against GLD — gold, on chain, about $400 a share.

So the chart is not "beer versus the market". It is beer versus gold. The oldest money there is, against the oldest drink there is.

  • ChainRobinhood
  • LaunchpadLong
  • Paired withGLD (gold)
  • Ticker$BEER
Gold bars beside a frosted glass of beer
Bullion and a cold one. 1988, colour corrected by a man who had had three.

The commercial reel

Four spots off a tape nobody rewound. Press play.

THE POUR — 0:04
THE TAVERN — 0:11
THE FIELD — 0:19
THE CAN — 0:27
Gold can of Liquid Gold
LIQUIDGold$BEER

Get some.

  1. Wallet on Robinhood Chain. Same wallet you already use, new network.
  2. Hold GLD. It is the other side of the pair — gold buys the beer.
  3. Open the pair on Long. Swap GLD for $BEER.
  4. Drink responsibly. Or at least size responsibly.
CONTRACT not launched yet — check back at pour time